Home Sweet Home

 Week One

They locked me in here with a mad man

He yells at the walls and pulls his hair

I'm just gonna hide in the corner if I can

And leave him and his lunacy way over there

Week Two

Yep, he's still crazy, stark raving mad

Howling at the moon and eating a spider

When they let me out I'll sure be glad 

I'm kinda afraid this guy may be a biter

Week Three

So this guy is clearly off his rocker

I just watched him try to channel Mickey Mouse

But his failing wasn't really a shocker

Somebody please let me out of this nut house

Week Four

It's probably not a good sign that we talk

Me and this wacko they've paired me to

I'm gonna make a run for it on my next walk

He's actually writing a recipe for bug stew

Week Five

Well, the break for it was a complete bust

They dragged back in here screaming and kicking

And there's my window licker sniffing dust

I'm worried that some of the insanity he hurls is sticking

Week Six

That wonky bastard is at it again

All week he's been climbing the walls

I tell you this guy is crazy as sin

Practicing witchcraft while juggling balls

Week Seven

I've given in and decided to join him

We are going to be crazy together now

It's not as though I'll ever find freedom

Apparently me in public can't be allowed

Week Eight

We got some bad news my cell mate and me

What they said chilled me to the bone

They said that I can never be set free

For this whole time I've been, well, alone.